Something you fancy?
her: I'm so straight, I don't know how straight I am.
me: I like that.
her: Yeah, I planned that ahead in case anyone asks me that question.
me: I don't think anyone would. You're obviously (straight).
her: In case.
***
me: Evon said giving birth in water is less painful. Really?
her: Yeah. I think so.
me: Then it should be less painful when you
do it in water as well right? Since it involves the same organ?
her: Erm..
me: Nothing. Just thinking.
I always have a good laugh. With / At her. At myself too.
(: